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Principal O. RLY?

Welcome to the ON Eagle Web site motherfucker!
Olathe North High School demonstrates absolutely no commitment to students! ?a commitment steeped in the tradition of screwing your mother and furthering the decline of Olathe.

Olathe North is defined by our on-going tradition to provide a shitty learning environment for student failure in a retarded world. To that end, we are proud of our diverse population of both douchebags and whores and our determination to assure that every student gets molested by a creepy old guy.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
O RLY?
YA RLY.
NO WAI!

An Internet block is forced against the students' will to dissallow a variety of individual student needs, like searching for really good internet porn. ?..So, check us out! It blows to be an Eagle!


It is the policy not to discriminate on the basis of race, color, age, national origin, sex, handicap, or disability in its programs and activities because they hate everyone the same. We'll shit ON your coats. Get it? ON. The initials of Olathe North. Shit ON your coats. Haha. How clever are we.